My wife is now sleeping with my brother, after sleeping with my friend

Martin (not his real name) is a broken man, you can see from his facial expression that he is suffering inside. Though you cannot see his tears roll down, it is bare truth the tears roll down inside his chest; his ego is crushed, he sees no future and has been contemplating suicide. Here is his story;

 

“I have always loved my wife, never cheated on her nor done anything to hurt her; love, compassion, attention, finances, all I have provided. Lately, we have not been talking as she comes home late in the night all quiet. Any questions to know her whereabouts is met with abusive words always ending with ‘just leave me alone’. I have tried to be calm and talk to her in vain. It all started late last year when I discovered she was having an affair; as a good husband I confronted her and she accepted the fact she was cheating on me with my friend. I was very upset leading to a bad quarrel that later led to our separation. However, we stayed in the same house because I thought divorce was not a good option and with all the court processes; most important because we have a 3 year old daughter we love so much and want the best for her, a loving family.

We never talked for some time but later on, I thought it was best to forgive her and start all over again which we did after she repented. Things got back to normal until lately when I started to notice her bad habits return. She comes home at past midnight, sometimes drunk. I have heard from close friends that she has been seen with my half brother in a very awkward position and that she may be having an affair with him. A close friend of my wife has also confided in me that my wife has several other relations with a good number of men out there. A fact that confirms all the accusations, she doesn’t want to get intimate with me for the last four months but despite my need I am now left empty loving someone who will never appreciate me. Please help me, my family is breaking apart, my head is about to crack, what do I do? I still love her very much.”

Deeply hurt,

Martin.

How women gain and lose marks in a relationship

Did you know that with every action a woman does, they either gain or lose marks? Well, here is a breakdown of how women lose and gain marks in a relationship.

Action                                                                                   Marks earned/lost

1. You can cook                                                              0
2. You can cook my favourite meal                        +100
3. You cannot cook                       -5000
4. You come home late                              -500
5. You have takeaway food and expect us to have that for dinner          -6000
6. You have a weave on your head                       -5000
7. You smoke              -1,000,000
8. You love doing dresses                                          +1000
9. You come home late and cannot explain your whereabouts                -1000
10. You do too many girls’ night out                        -10000
11. You watch wrestling                                               -100
12. John Cena is your favourite wrestler               -10,000
13. You watch soaps                                      0
14. Alejandro is your favourite actor       -25000
15. You want to talk a lot when my friends pass by the house     -1000
16. You talk a lot when we are watching a movie              -100
17. You tell me how the goes and ends before we even start watching it              -500
18. You are playing with your phone when we are talking             -100
19. You stop to check your phone when we get intimate              -7000
20. You are all quiet when we get intimate                          -10000
21. Your pet is a cat or a dog                       0
22. You expect me to check on your pet when you are out          -100
23. You are a good driver                                             +10
24. I come home late and you ask where I have been    -100
25.  I come home late and you welcome me with no questions   +100 
26.  You sleep with a pair of jeans                            Divorce

Museveni stolen Cows yet to be returned by Kenyan rustlers

The Ugandan president is not a happy man after all. This is after he lay claims that Kenyans across the border are stealing his cows. “ Ambia hawa watu yako waache kuiba ng’ombe zangu” (Tell your people to stop stealing my cows), he said openly eliciting laughter from fully packed stadium. He was speaking at the installation of Uhuru Kenyatta as Kenya’s 4^th president of the Republic of Kenya after a successful election victory early this year.

A Kenyan community living along the border is well known for their prowess in cattle rustling. To them, this is a highly respected economic activity that must be observed every year in order to source wealth for new generations. The community which cannot be named for security reasons has had its elders come out to sharply criticize Museveni and even demanded for an apology. Until now, there has been no communication from Uganda on the issue but tensions still remain high across the border.

Museveni is well known for his tyrannical moves with the recent being deployment of his military to guard Migingo Island. The disputed Island is believed to be within Kenya’s territory but Museveni has refuted the claims and deployed his military. A stalemate still lingers over the dispute as both Kenyan and Ugandan authorities have presence in the rocky island. With the island being a major source of revenue for the locals who depend on fishing activities, both governments are not willing to let go the small piece of land located in Lake Victoria.