Priest caught selling Marijuana

The neck tie, the shiny suits with a passionate embrace of a bible by the chest is one thing priests are good at; well, this time round, things looked pretty much the same, just like any other Sunday. Worshippers trooped the church to celebrate mass and as usual, the man of God was at his best to deliver the sermon. 

As police investigations reveal, the baron, only identified as father Mike (Identity hidden for security reasons) is believed to be high above the chain of a notorious drug cartel in the country. With several bundles of marijuana found hidden in his cubicle, the congregation was left shocked when police pounced in the middle of the sermon to apprehend the drug lord. Mama John, a lifetime worshiper at the church could not hide her disappointment in their highly trusted shepherd who had shamelessly defiled the altar of God; she wept.

Cases of drug trafficking have been on the rise in the recent past with President Uhuru Kenyatta giving a stiff warning to drug peddlers to leave the country at once. According to the National Authority for the Campaign against Alcohol and Drugs (NACADA), the use of cannabis rose by a margin of 0.5 percent in the years 2007 to 2012, a very alarming case. Cocaine and heroin have also been reported as a favorite drug for addicts with its use expanding by up to 0.2 percent in 2012.

Owing to the situation, a major drug swoop was launched with a good number of foreigners being deported, top of the list was top Nigerian businessman Anthony Chinedu; something that did not go well with the Nigerian government leading to a several days detention of Kenyan officials that were executing the deportations. The Kenyans have since been released but business between the two countries remains shaky and uncertain. However, a few Nigerian businessmen have shown goodwill and desire to invest in the country, that including Africa’s richest man Aliko Dangote who has shown keen interest in the Kenya’s mining sector.

By: PataStory.com Correspondent 

 

98% of Nairobi women are cheating, poll reveals

According to a recent poll conducted online by a top research firm, your girlfriend or wife could be sleeping somewhere else other than with you. In this era of bad relationships, poor economy and a sharp rise in domestic violence, there is no trust anymore between couples with several engaging in unnoticed string of affairs outside their official relationships. As revealed by the poll which sampled 1,000 Nairobi women of different age groups, professions, race, religion and area of residence, 98% of participants agreed to have cheated on their boyfriends/spouses/husbands at one time with 56% accepting they are currently cheating.

I just don't know who to fix in the 2% that are not cheating

Reasons for Cheating

The law is very clear that every suspect is innocent until proven guilty; cheating girlfriends or wives usually have a good reason to defend themselves against the grave and gross accusations labeled against them. A good number of the poll participants came open to reveal these reasons as the main cause of their straying habits. 28% mentioned they were hitting back at their cheating boyfriends/husbands, 32% indicated they were in pursuit of adventure and money throwing buddies with 35% citing their boyfriends/husbands were not good in bed. 5% belonged to the group that did not know why they were cheating.

Consequences of cheating

Just like every action has a consequence, the poll participants gave some of the consequences they have faced as a result of cheating. Break ups, fights, depression and STD infections are some of the feedback recorded with the worst incidences leading to divorce among married couples and in most fatal cases, assault/murder of cheating couples.

In a recent happening in Nairobi, a woman hired goons to kill her husband whom she claimed was a notorious cheat only for the plan to flop. The woman who is now free after her husband forgave her and withdrew the charges is alleged to have hired undercover CID officers who she thought were crooks, only to realize she was in a mess when the officers arrested her. She had made an initial payment of Shs 40,000 and promising to clear the balance of Shs 160,000 once the deal is sealed, a matter that never materialized. After mediation and talks by family members and legal representatives of both the man and the woman, the matter was settled and a honeymoon for the two love birds followed. The man maintained he forgave the woman because he loved her and that she was the mother to their children. 

By: PataStory.com Correspondent


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Millionaire gospel musicians in Kenya

Back in the day, gospel music was not the thing that would give you a breakthrough as a music artiste, nor would you advise your kid to venture into. Well, times have changed and it now looks like gospel music is the cash cow in town as many artistes in the industry seem to be doing very well; let’s say doing better than their counterparts in the secular industry. It is evident that a good number of secular artistes have changed bases and opted for gospel music with some moves proving fatal. Those who have successfully crossed to the other side include Size-8 who is now doing very well. Unfortunately, musicians like DNA and the likes found themselves on a rocky patch while trying to cross over, prompting them to go back to their ways. 

It is believed that crossing over from secular to gospel music is a stunt many celebrities use to stay on top; just like R-Kelly when he did “You saved me” and our very own Size-8 with “Mateke” and “Moto”.

Gospel artiste Ringtone and his growing riches

The youthful musician who came into fame with his track ‘Pamela’ is never short of controversy. The last time I checked, the media was all over him trying to unravel the source of his fast growing riches, something his music career couldn’t bring so fast. From unreliable sources, it is said Ringtone acquired his top of range car, a range rover sport, from a notorious sugar mummy in Nairobi; however, these accusations cannot be substantiated. The top artiste has lately moved to live among the wealthiest people in Kenya, precisely the Runda neighborhoods where he is now a full-time resident.

From numerous airplays in media houses thus more money from MCSK royalties, Ringtone’s song Jubilation has also been picked to celebrate Jubilee’s Government anniversary in power, something we must say the artiste will smile all the way to the bank.

Willy Paul

The young man barely out of High school seems to be making more that his wallet can handle, but thank God we have banks to safekeep that. Flying high with “Sitolia feat Gloria Muliro” and his latest “Lala Salama” that has hit the charts with success; the boy seems pretty much safe and has currently hired a foreign manager to oversee his production, public relations, events, sales and marketing.

Size-8

The girl, now married has been on the limelight with the release of two successful singles, Mateke and lately, Moto. With numerous airplays and gigs, Size-8 is raking in millions of shillings, not to mention what she earned during her Nawapa Vidonge days where she did big deals like being in the ‘Niko na Safaricom’ entertainer team.

Emmy Kosgey

The songstress, now Mrs. Madubuko is famed for her songs “Taunet Nelel” meaning a new beginning, and “Ategisin” among many others.  Besides her wealth earned as a gospel musician, Emmy is now married to a millionaire preacher husband s from Nigeria. Just you know what she is worth, before she got married, she could afford to buy a top range landcruiser car; but then again, that didn’t matter with her bridegroom showering her with a new BMW X6 as a wedding gift, you can google the price, a mansion, and we are yet not to mention the spectacular honeymoon that followed.

By: PataStory.com Correspondent

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Size-8 to get Insurance for her legs, just like Rihanna's $ 1 Million legs

The Leggy Gospel Artist: Size-8

Highly valued or not, we’ll soon find out after a certified valuer completes the valuation process of the leggy girl size-8 who is currently Mrs. Moe. You don’t want to imagine how the valuer goes about the whole process to finally quote that the insurance policy will cost a certain figure. The now converted high-flying  and beautiful gospel artist is well known for her leggy shows during her ‘Nawapa Vidonge’ days; she is now a transformed Christian and a loving wife with her latest hits ‘Mateke’ and ‘Moto’ topping the charts. 

Weird Insurance policies

Like any prophet would tell you, it is the end of times or maybe the start of good times for insurance companies who are now coming up with weird policies to suit the current situations and of course the needs of their clientele. The common policies we know; car, house, accident are now taking a back seat with people now taking life policies, death policies, really? Though very uncommon in the African context and traditions, sometimes you got to prepare so just in case you die, your family will be safe and covered. With the latest terrorist attacks in the country, you can also find terrorism policies with many other firms coming up with the kinds of ‘Bedbug policy’; where in the case your home is infested with bedbugs and you have to move, the policy indemnifies you by providing a temporary alternative home and provision of pest control.

My leg is worth $ 1 Million

Rihanna's $ 1 Million legs

As it looks, Celebrities seem to be going way out of normality to safeguard their highly valued possessions. It is not going to be the first time this is happening in the entertainment world. American celebrities are pretty much notorious when it comes to insuring their highly valued assets; just to give you a picture of the lifestyles of showbiz magnets that have gone that lane, here is the list just to name a few;

Rihanna Legs at $ 1 Million

Jennifer Lopez sexy ass at $ 27 Million

Dolly Parton insured breasts at $ 600,000

Holly Madison Breasts at $ 1 Million

Heidi Klum’s legs at $ 2.2 Million

Tina Turner trademark legs insured for $ 3 Million

By: PataStory.com Correspondent

Kenyans rank among top 5 ugliest people in Africa

As tradition is, Zimbabweans this year organized their favourite contest, the Mr. Ugly contest and for the third consecutive time, William Masvinu emerged winner. The 39 year old champ, and great looser of all times when it comes to looks, emerged top and bagged the grand prize of $100, some groceries and a pledge from one of the guests to pay school fees for one of his children. From the outcome of the pageant held on 18^th October in Harare and contested by eight ‘ogres’, Zimbabwe remains the undisputed number one country with the ugliest people in Africa, probably holding the top spot worldwide.

Kenyans rank top 5 ugliest in Africa

Not to leave out ourselves, it is believed that Kenya ranks in the top five (5) with the ugliest looking people in Africa. Though yet to be confirmed, a number of Kenyans have rubbished claims that the ugliest people come from Zimbabwe and went ahead to welcome Zimbabweans see for themselves the gift of ugliness in Kenya. An outfit from the Kibera slums identified as “Sura Mbaya Foundation” (ugly face foundation) has threatened to organize a pageant and invite Zimbabweans for a tough competition, something they will never forget. The Guinness Book of Records has also been invited to witness that upcoming event.

By: PataStory Correspondent