Average Nairobi man beds (50) women in a year, study reveals

As a study reveals, Nairobi remains one of the most sexually active cities in Africa and the world. It further states that an average Nairobi man will bed at least 50 women in a single year with 96% of that figure accounting for women the man does not know, probably prostitutes; the remaining 4% accounts for women that the man maintains regular contact with, the kind of a girlfriend; this approximates to a different woman every week of the year. The study randomly targeted men and women in sampled areas of the city and revealed the reasons below as the main cause of the vice.

The vibrant 24-hr city and too much TV

The promiscuous behavior is attributed to Nairobi lifestyle that has been influenced greatly by foreign culture with many Nairobians portraying an American-wannabe lifestyle; with too much TV involved, South American soaps and Hollywood movies have greatly impacted on how Nairobians behave in a daily basis. While men have taken advantage of the 24 hr city to hang out in entertainment spots and of course savor the in array of twilight girls aligning in our streets, ladies have opted to stay home and watch soaps late into the night thus starving their waiting companions. 

Unstable relationships

With the city life getting into everyone’s’ nerves, no one wants to be in a relationship anymore. Girls prefer hooking up men who spot big cars and can give them a one night of pomp and moneyed treatment. This remains the reason many men can’t handle it hence opt for the better option, the Koinange street girl, or the famous Sabina Joy beauty. Steve (not his real name) admits he has slept with uncountable women and does not know their names after the one night stance.

Embakasi condom seller making close to Shs 100,000 a month

From media circles you can recall the famous Embakasi condom seller who makes nearly Shs 100,000 pm from the sale of condoms; as revealed, his station at Transami close to Imara Daima is a famous spot where men solicit for sex. Detailed to us by one of the Twilight girls who wished not to be named, the trade has a range of packages to offer with the infamous “Onja offer” going for as little as Shs 20 with a whole night offer going for around Shs 500 to Shs 1000, subject to negotiation.

The girls revealed that they service a good number of regular customers including a prominent Nairobi politician we cannot name since the claim cannot be authenticated.

Kenya running out of condoms

And just to add on, the government now reveals that the country is running out of condoms; a very serious issue that must be addressed with urgency lest we see people infected with STDs and the rise of unplanned pregnancies that may lead to a rise in the number of abortions among women.

By: PataStory.com Correspondent

How to know he is cheating on you; (6) sure signs he is poking another woman

If you have a gut feeling something might be going on between your man and another woman, you better read this carefully and grab these tips on catching that dumb ass man who can’t zip his trouser. As a divorce lawyer, I have seen a lot of stuff and always believed in early warning assessment; you don’t want to come to my office filing for a divorce, do you? Well, here are a few standard signs you should watch for;

1.       Sex becomes a taboo

This is a major sign cause of he doesn’t want to have the party party with you; he probably had it somewhere else. This happens because he is all wasted and already satisfied. Really, you don’t expect anyone who had several sessions of a wild romping a few hours ago to want to get cozy with you.

2.       If you notice his friends acting strange

His friends will always act weird and will try to avoid conversations with you. They definitely are protecting their dude; worse, they know their buddy just poked another woman yesterday and now they wonder if you get some or nothing at all. Check for their eye contact and you will notice how dodgy they can get.

3.       Jumpy phone behavior/phone off limits

His phone rings and you think Bill Gates called to offer him a share of Microsoft. He never wants to miss the phone call lest someone else picks it to unravel the call wasn’t from Gates but from the woman next door or worse, your best friend he’s been screwing. At this time, they will always ensure there phone is off when they sleep and will always carry the handsets wherever they go including the bathroom.

4.       Picks unnecessary fights

He’ll always start those little fights with no real cause. Break a glass and he’ll get angry at you like you killed someone. That is the point he figures out that pushing you to the wall will make you leave him alone or leave the house for him. Watch out cause the other woman could be pressuring him to officiate things between them.

5.       A name of an unknown female pops into your conversations regularly

It is really funny how humans behave when they are into someone, just watch out for those remarks of him trying to praise another unknown woman. The name of the other woman will always pop out unexpectedly in your conversations.

6.       Watch that guilty look on his face

Always worried that their days are numbered, that guilty look never disappears and like I have always said, eye contact is key to communication. If he avoids eye contact, then you know something fishy is cooking in your kitchen; you better find out whether it’s tilapia or a shark before it is too late.

By: Faith Aminata, PataStory.com

Nairobians now want donkey meat legalized

The petition

It is now emerging that Nairobi residents now want donkey stew for their buffet lunch and dinner. This is after an outfit only identified as “Nairobi Nyama Choma Movement” petitioned with the government Public Health and Sanitation department to legalize consumption of donkey meat and milk. The petition in part read, “We want our rights as we can prove that donkey meat is safe, we ourselves consume it and we have fed our families and many Nairobians with the meat with no health consequences," a claim that cannot be authenticated.” It further quoted that learning from countries like China, dog meat is a delicacy enjoyed by the whole family, and rats are a breakfast delicacy in Cameroon while the Congolese never miss a barbeque of baboon meat a single day.

But why?

As it emerges, the movement is a highly organized crime group that engages in supply of donkey meat, illegal goods, extortion and is responsible for the several kidnappings that have been happening in Nairobi and its neighboring counties. They even claim that donkey meat is relatively cheaper compared to beef, pork and chicken. A fully grown donkey in the black market goes for a low price of Shs 3,000, fair enough to assure Nairobians an affordable meal at this juncture of hard economic times and inflation. A man who did not wish to be named termed the matter a personal issue; “Just like the Chinese eat dogs, and I too can decide whether to or not to grab a donkey buffet,” he exclaimed.

Man dies after consuming Mutura

In the event of this, a man in central Kenya has succumbed to stomach pains with several others hospitalized after consuming Mutura, a delicacy made from intestinal organs of an animal. It is alleged that the meal was made from a carcass of a dog.

Naivasha a main source of donkey meat

Several incidences of illegal meat being consumed have been on the rise with Naivasha recording the highest number of reports. Just recently, 20 donkey carcasses were found in a bush in the town and it has been reported the meat is sold in Nairobi by a highly organized cartel owning several restaurants in the city and its neighborhoods. Nairobi PPO Benson Kibui has since come forth to rubbish the news and stated that anyone found selling illegal meat or engaging in any other activity that is against the law will be arrested and prosecuted. 

By: Pata Story.com Correspondent

Meet Loice, the girl taking after Emmy Kosgei and Gloria Muliro in gospel music

 

Age is not an issue when it comes to talent; lately, young artists have been on the rise and doing great music with the likes of Willy Paul presently rocking the stage. Meet the young talented girl who is also causing steers in the gospel music scenes, barely out of high school and she has a music album out with a number of shows coming. She spoke to our correspondent about her music career and where she is heading. Here is the Question & Answer (Q & A) session.

Q: When did you start singing?

A: Since junior school, we would always hold empty bottles as our microphones and sing out ourselves, it was really fun.

Q: How many albums have you done or singles?

A: I have one album out going by the name “Nimetoka Mbali” meaning I have come from far. It has eight songs which include “Nimetoka Mbali, Forgive me and Hear my Voice” to name a few. I have also done a collabo with another gospel music group called Moc-J-2w where I am featured; the song is called “Gospel Itambe”, slang for Let the gospel spread.

Q: What inspires you and who are your role models in the gospel music industry

A: My inspiration comes from God who has given me and other young people talent to sing and praise him. The gospel industry is also blessed with many talented who inspire me; my role models include Emmy Kosgey and Gloria Muliro. I also like Willy Paul, Ruftone, Ringtone and the many others, the list is endless. My mum is also a gospel artiste and a preacher running a faith based organization that seeks to empower youth through growing their talent in music and acting, she also has two albums out, “Kristo ni Jibu” and “Ochelewanga” which has its title in Luhya language.

Q: Are you still in school?

A: I am sitting my final exams in high school now. After the exams, I will go full swing into singing because I will then have all the time to concentrate in production. I also have several singles coming out soon so all my fans and gospel music lovers should stay tuned.

Q: What challenges have you faced as you rise?

A: The music industry has always been challenging, financing my productions has been difficult but thanks to my parents who have supported me. Marketing has also been an issue but I look forward to get signed by a good production house like Grandpa Records or any other ASAP to help with production. I have also registered with Music Copyright and Copyright Board hence I believe I will soon support my music financially when time is right.

Q: What is your next plan as you leave school?

 

A: I will still go on singing and of course continue with college. I am looking forward to start doing collabos with big artists in the Kenyan gospel arena, the likes of Willy Paul, Gloria Muliro, Ruftone and others.

Q: Have you started making money from music?

A: A little, I have sold a few CDs and VCDs. I am a member of Music Copyright Society, MCSK and I am also working on getting my songs to Skiza tunes by Safaricom.

By: Pata Story.com Correspondent