Kenyan Politician set to marry Cousin

Hilarious News Kenya has received reports a prominent youthful politician is getting married to his cousin.  According to our snitch, the couple was spotted taking a hike at a leisure lodge in Naivasha with the politician looking all sweaty and shirtless. We understand the politician was forced to take the marriage step after jumping into bed with his underage cousin and impregnating her. With the identity of the young girl yet to be identified, an agreement was reached between the girl’s parents and elders that the best way to solve the issue was for the politician to marry the girl. Well, seeing that things were going to get nasty if he didn’t bow down to the wishes of the elders, the politician agreed to their demands. See photos compiled by our snitch.