How women gain and lose marks in a relationship

Did you know that with every action a woman does, they either gain or lose marks? Well, here is a breakdown of how women lose and gain marks in a relationship.

Action                                                                                   Marks earned/lost

1. You can cook                                                              0
2. You can cook my favourite meal                        +100
3. You cannot cook                       -5000
4. You come home late                              -500
5. You have takeaway food and expect us to have that for dinner          -6000
6. You have a weave on your head                       -5000
7. You smoke              -1,000,000
8. You love doing dresses                                          +1000
9. You come home late and cannot explain your whereabouts                -1000
10. You do too many girls’ night out                        -10000
11. You watch wrestling                                               -100
12. John Cena is your favourite wrestler               -10,000
13. You watch soaps                                      0
14. Alejandro is your favourite actor       -25000
15. You want to talk a lot when my friends pass by the house     -1000
16. You talk a lot when we are watching a movie              -100
17. You tell me how the goes and ends before we even start watching it              -500
18. You are playing with your phone when we are talking             -100
19. You stop to check your phone when we get intimate              -7000
20. You are all quiet when we get intimate                          -10000
21. Your pet is a cat or a dog                       0
22. You expect me to check on your pet when you are out          -100
23. You are a good driver                                             +10
24. I come home late and you ask where I have been    -100
25.  I come home late and you welcome me with no questions   +100 
26.  You sleep with a pair of jeans                            Divorce