26 October 2013

Miley Cyrus twerks in Hollywood; Meanwhile, Nairobians too want to twerk



Twerk moves seem to be the order of the day, ask rapper Jay-Z and he’ll let you know through his Magna Carta album; and now we even have a twerk dance in Nairobi? It is a new generation of celebrities all over town and they’ve got their ways of making it to the scenes and stay on top. My old friend Tom says these new kids seem to have hit a new low, they do anything for money, strip naked, fake Illuminati membership and now, they too want to twerk, just like Miley Cyrus.

Hannah Montana pin ups still on sale in Nairobi
Hallo!! You guys got to wake up from sleep. Doing my daily rounds in the streets of Nairobi, felt these parents still buying Hannah Montana pin ups for their kids at a kids festival; does the little girl exist anymore? Or maybe we say Miley crushed the kid, took her face and now uses it to walk down the streets naked. I mean, you got to sink it in your little head, the little girl Hannah exist no more; in her body now stands a tall grown up woman trying to survive in Hollywood, by all means. After Hannah put down her wig to reveal her true being, many were crushed and heartbroken, some were very angry that Hannah Montana, the little girl that every young woman looked up to is now a party animal. Meanwhile, Miley, the girl that lived in hiding and disguise all her childhood came out taking everything from Miss Montana. It was so freeing to her as she ventured out relieved and ready to rock ‘n’ roll.

Nairobi twerk girls
The last time I checked, we also got our very own homegrown twerk girls. Call them whatever you like; the word Socialites is still doing rounds but maybe its time we put our girls on international stage. Looking for names, the very prominent in that area of expertise, you know the likes of VS Baibe, Pendo and Huddah. Just like Britney spears or Miley, our girls too can pose nude for cameras; I’m sure you have come across Huddah’s nude photos online, you got to google. All in all, everyone has got to make a living and so far, these girls get paid to show up for gigs, I mean every party guy wants to meet that BBA girl that has got nude photos doing rounds.


The fake Illuminati
Hehehe, you got meet these young lads claiming membership of the highly secretive organization. They think they are Rick Ross; the likes of Octopizzo who wakes up one morning and claims he is a member only to relent the story a week later. It is a lane every upcoming artist is trying to follow. Reports indicate that a number of young people have been swindled in the pretext of being given membership in the organization. We sought to follow up with the claims of the organization existence in Kenya through a facebook page called Illuminati Kenya. After sending a request asking to join, a message came back asking us to send Shs 10,000 via M-pesa mobile money transfer but we did not; our efforts to get their phone number were fruitless. The page has since been deleted

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